Random thing floating through my head...

[erinlefey]

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"I don't believe in evolution! I mean, has anyone ever found a half-ameoba, half-human?"
"Hmm. Probably a sea sponge, I'd think."
"Fine. But no one has ever seen a half-sea sponge, half-human!"
"Some sort of eel, I'd imagine."
"Half-eel, half human! No? Didn't think so!"
"Fish. Got the whole 'limbs' thing going on."
"Half-fish, half-human?"
"Mouse?"
"Uh...half-mouse, half-human?"
"Prolly a lemur of some kind."
"Half-lemur, half-human? No such thing, right?"
"Pretty sure we're at monkey, now."
"But no half-monkey, half-human, right?"
"None that I can think of, no."
"SEE!!!!"

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"But no half-monkey, half-human, right?"

That would be shrub, wouldn't it?