Random thing floating through my head...

[erinlefey]

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"I don't believe in evolution! I mean, has anyone ever found a half-ameoba, half-human?"
"Hmm. Probably a sea sponge, I'd think."
"Fine. But no one has ever seen a half-sea sponge, half-human!"
"Some sort of eel, I'd imagine."
"Half-eel, half human! No? Didn't think so!"
"Fish. Got the whole 'limbs' thing going on."
"Half-fish, half-human?"
"Mouse?"
"Uh...half-mouse, half-human?"
"Prolly a lemur of some kind."
"Half-lemur, half-human? No such thing, right?"
"Pretty sure we're at monkey, now."
"But no half-monkey, half-human, right?"
"None that I can think of, no."
"SEE!!!!"

Comments

[wyndhover.livejournal.com]

I'd have gone with 'gorilla', myself.

[valatan.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, Zeno's ghost smiles.

[little-bird27.livejournal.com]

I think that would be 'ape' family, after that going up to Cave men, which did breed with humans, you can see people with these genetic traits still today. They're not completely homo sapiens.

[little-bird27.livejournal.com]

http://www.theeagle.com/nation/Study--Humans-have-cave-man-genes

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

"But no half-monkey, half-human, right?"

That would be shrub, wouldn't it?

Brilliant.

[arthurthedented.livejournal.com]

may ask permission to steel this bit of dialog and throw it into some script someday...