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I was having dinner out with some friends at a Mexican restaurant yesterday, when we noticed an odd addition on the menu. One of the breakfast tacos had, next to it in bold print, "TRY IT WITH HAM!". Seemed odd to us. A little mor forward and punchy than is usually associated with breakfast tacos.

But then, we realized that the phrase really works in any circumstance, anywhere, and is especially useful in the workplace environment. For instance:

"I'm sorry your vehicle repair wasn't done to your satisfaction. If you'll bring it back to the dealership, I'll contact the Service Manager and they's TRY IT WITH HAM!"

"All right, I've corrected the billing on your insurance policy. Remember, next month you can pay by check, debit card, or TRY IT WITH HAM!"

"I've reset your password, so type in TRY IT WITH HAM!. Yes, it is case-sensitive."

Comment with how you can incorporate TRY IT WITH HAM! into your personal and work life!

Date: 2010-06-24 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I seem to recall Sam I am being involved with that campaign a while ago.

Date: 2010-06-24 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It seems I missed this bit: Comment with how you can incorporate TRY IT WITH HAM! into your personal and work life!

Okay, "We're late setting up the store, the fixtures don't fit and half of them are missing in transit anyway; I suggest you TRY IT WITH HAM!"

Date: 2010-06-24 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You can always make it BETTER WITH BACON, instead...

Date: 2010-06-24 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This actually sounds fun.

This kind of allocation thrashing will inevitably cause severe fragmentation of the heap and result in measurable performance loss, so I think we should TRY IT WITH HAM!

While I can appreciate the aesthetics of using a bidirectional cyclical graph to represent your object model, search algorithms are order-N at best. We could always try adding an index or a secondary search tree, but I think it's time for a more radical approach. Let's TRY IT WITH HAM!

Date: 2010-06-24 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This is a fabulous response to testing issues!

Date: 2010-06-24 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I shall try it with soyrizo instead . . .

southpark voice ON:

Date: 2010-06-24 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"No not ham, you fat fuck!"

(sorry, that's just what your post immediately made me think of)

Date: 2010-06-24 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Great, now I'm going to have to re-watch The Lonely Island's "Like A Boss" and replace the title phrase with "TRY IT WITH HAM!"

Date: 2010-06-24 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
talk ta corporate - TRY IT WITH HAM!

*clears throat*

Date: 2010-06-24 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I am the very model of a modern Major TRY IT WITH HAM!
I've information vegetable, animal, and TRY IT WITH HAM!
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights TRY IT WITH HAM!
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order cate-TRY IT WITH HAM!

Date: 2010-06-24 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Honey, how's the laundry coming?


Date: 2010-06-25 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
OK, that data model isn't holding up to the end user's needs. Perhaps we should TRY IT WITH HAM and see if that resolves the issue.

Date: 2010-06-25 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
See, the legal team totally cannot send out two messages in the same format, so my parser will have to TRY IT WITH HAM!

I've had a very busy week playing The Fool, so tonight I'm going to relax and TRY IT WITH HAM!

This brand new internet meme is guaranteed to TRY IT WITH HAM!

Date: 2010-07-07 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'd like you to turn on your TV and cable box, then TRY IT WITH HAM!

I'm very sorry our technician is running late, I will notify our dispatch team so you can TRY IT WITH HAM!

Now after this reset, which will end our phone conversation, I will be happy to call you back at either your home number or a cell phone so you can TRY IT WITH HAM!
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